Ada note "Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response." So aku pun gatal tangan nk reply jugak.
Dan aku dapat reply balik. Ingatkan tak de orang.. :)
Message from HR.
Dear employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Regards,
HR Manager
DIY Project: Menampal paip
Last week, paip air rumah aku bocor terkena drill masa nak install build-in wardrobe. So, kerja merepair pun bermula dengan perbelanjaan ditanggung oleh kedai wardrobe.
Bahagian dinding yg kena drill
Paip yg telah dipotong
Penyambung paip yang dipasang
Siap plaster
Weekend yg memenatkan
Hari ni aku rasa betul-betul tak berbaloi..
Apa taknya, hasil jualan tak berapa bagus.. Berbulan2 aku kumpul barang2 terbuang (kertas, plastik & tin) untuk dijual, tapi harga yang kedai ambik rendah sangat.. tak berbaloi sebab bukan saja menyemak rumah, tapi jadi tempat lepak tikus pulak..
Kertas maintain kat 20 sen sekilo, plastik 20 sen.. wah! Dulu 60/70 sen.. tin kosong/ besi pulak 5 sen.. Argh!! (Aku dah tergolek tadi).. murah gila.. dulu 80 sen tu..
Dia cakap nak buat cam mana.. ikut harga pasaran.. kalau nak ikut harga pasaran, barang-barang semua naik harga.. tak de lak yang turun kecuali harga minyak dunia..
He gave me a choice.. leave it there or take it back.. Oo hoo.. take it back.. sampai penuh keta aku isi sampah2 tu, nak bawa balik? Dah la tengah hujan lebat.. Murah pun murah lah..
So yg aku dapat:
Kertas 13.5kg x 20 sen = RM2.70
Plastik 7kg x 20 sen = RM1.40
Tin 2kg x 5sen = RM0.10
Total RM4.20.. tih!tih!tih!
Kalau ikut harga dulu, maunya aku dapat dalam RM9 lebih ni.. dah la jarak ke kedai dalam 14km pegi balik.. minyak mesti lebih kurang RM2.. so, pendapatan hari ni dalam RM1 lebih je.. lepas lah duit beli goreng pisang masa on the way balik (hasil titik peluh + titik hujan)... tu pun aku makan sorang je sebab bini aku nak kopok lekor je..
Aku rasa macam penah jumpa brader ni kat tong sampah hari tu.. aku sempat kutip buku-buku yg orang buang.. satu kotak.. elok lagi & original.. pasal AutoCAD & programming.. aku memang minat nak belajar autoCAD ni... so dah tak payah beli buku dah.. Masa tu dia nak gak buku tu, tapi aku yg sambar dulu.. mungkin hari ni dia nak balas balik kut..
Kat rumah banyak lagi kotak kosong.. aku nak stop kumpul sampah buat sementara waktu.. menyampah...
Apa taknya, hasil jualan tak berapa bagus.. Berbulan2 aku kumpul barang2 terbuang (kertas, plastik & tin) untuk dijual, tapi harga yang kedai ambik rendah sangat.. tak berbaloi sebab bukan saja menyemak rumah, tapi jadi tempat lepak tikus pulak..
Kertas maintain kat 20 sen sekilo, plastik 20 sen.. wah! Dulu 60/70 sen.. tin kosong/ besi pulak 5 sen.. Argh!! (Aku dah tergolek tadi).. murah gila.. dulu 80 sen tu..
Dia cakap nak buat cam mana.. ikut harga pasaran.. kalau nak ikut harga pasaran, barang-barang semua naik harga.. tak de lak yang turun kecuali harga minyak dunia..
He gave me a choice.. leave it there or take it back.. Oo hoo.. take it back.. sampai penuh keta aku isi sampah2 tu, nak bawa balik? Dah la tengah hujan lebat.. Murah pun murah lah..
So yg aku dapat:
Kertas 13.5kg x 20 sen = RM2.70
Plastik 7kg x 20 sen = RM1.40
Tin 2kg x 5sen = RM0.10
Total RM4.20.. tih!tih!tih!
Kalau ikut harga dulu, maunya aku dapat dalam RM9 lebih ni.. dah la jarak ke kedai dalam 14km pegi balik.. minyak mesti lebih kurang RM2.. so, pendapatan hari ni dalam RM1 lebih je.. lepas lah duit beli goreng pisang masa on the way balik (hasil titik peluh + titik hujan)... tu pun aku makan sorang je sebab bini aku nak kopok lekor je..
Aku rasa macam penah jumpa brader ni kat tong sampah hari tu.. aku sempat kutip buku-buku yg orang buang.. satu kotak.. elok lagi & original.. pasal AutoCAD & programming.. aku memang minat nak belajar autoCAD ni... so dah tak payah beli buku dah.. Masa tu dia nak gak buku tu, tapi aku yg sambar dulu.. mungkin hari ni dia nak balas balik kut..
Kat rumah banyak lagi kotak kosong.. aku nak stop kumpul sampah buat sementara waktu.. menyampah...
Technical Symposium 2008
Technical Symposium 2008 was successfully held in Hotel Equatorial, Penang. The theme for this year was MotoMARVEL. Innovate.... Inspire... Ignite.... Expected some great surprise or admiration this year.
There was a bit different from the privious year in term of event arrangement. This year there was such an EXPO held outside the presentation hall. So you can choose which channel you like, listening to the presentation, playing game, visiting the booth, sitting on the chair and watch others (I noticed that the Bosses did this.. maybe to count on their subordinates) etc.
The event scheduled to start at 8:30am but most people reached there after 9am (including me). While waiting for the traffic light to turn to green, i was hit by a car from the back.
Selalu aku redah je kalau line clear. Tapi hari ni rasa baik lak.. so, berhenti masa lampu merah pun tak selamat. Cuma no plate je patah.. boleh taruk gam balik. So, aku turun kutip no plate yang patah & suruh driver kereta ke tepi bila lampu hijau.
Kat tepi jalan, driver asyik mintak ampun je.. aku tak kisah pun sbb yg patah no plate je.. kalau gigi aku yg patah, lain cerita.. last sekali dia kasi aku RM10.. walaupun aku mintak RM5 je (kalau masa tgh loaded, aku blah je tak mintak apa2).. tapi dlm hati kalau dia nk kasi RM50 lg molek.. lepas la budget sampai gaji next week.. harharhar
2008 BONUS PAYOUT
To : All Motorolans
2008 BONUS PAYOUT
We are pleased to announce that the annual bonus payout for 2008 will be paid in the month of November 2008.
The fixed rate of 1.5 months will be paid to all permanent Motorola employees who have completed 12 months of service and will be pro-rated accordingly for employees with less than 12 months of completed service (for the period of Dec 01, 2007 to Nov 30, 2008). Please note that employees will have to be on active payroll on the date of payment in order to qualify for the payout.
Do take extra precautions to ensure your own safety when withdrawing large amount of money.
Finally, Motorola would like to take this opportunity to thank you for all your contributions in 2008. We look forward to your continued dedication and commitment to Motorola.
Regards,
Kamaldin Nordin
Director of Human Resources
1. Alhamdulillah.
2. Nanti aku nak :
- Settle outstanding credit card (budget RM1k)
- Buat cabinet dapur (budget RM3k)
2008 BONUS PAYOUT
We are pleased to announce that the annual bonus payout for 2008 will be paid in the month of November 2008.
The fixed rate of 1.5 months will be paid to all permanent Motorola employees who have completed 12 months of service and will be pro-rated accordingly for employees with less than 12 months of completed service (for the period of Dec 01, 2007 to Nov 30, 2008). Please note that employees will have to be on active payroll on the date of payment in order to qualify for the payout.
Do take extra precautions to ensure your own safety when withdrawing large amount of money.
Finally, Motorola would like to take this opportunity to thank you for all your contributions in 2008. We look forward to your continued dedication and commitment to Motorola.
Regards,
Kamaldin Nordin
Director of Human Resources
1. Alhamdulillah.
2. Nanti aku nak :
- Settle outstanding credit card (budget RM1k)
- Buat cabinet dapur (budget RM3k)
- Lebih untuk enjoy
- Kalau ada lebih lagi, meng'kembang'kan perniagaan aku
3. Boleh la masuk rumah baru bulan December ni..
4. Pokai balik
3. Boleh la masuk rumah baru bulan December ni..
4. Pokai balik
FOR SALE: 1:10 Remote Control bodies
1. Subaru Impreza WRC - RM50 (Sold)
Condition = used but still in good condition. no crack.
Condition = used but still in good condition. no crack.
Shipping cost : RM15
Condition = used but still in good condition. no crack.
Shipping cost : RM15
Shipping cost : RM15
3. Initial D Trueno AE86 - RM100 (neg.)
Condition = New.
Condition = New.
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Moto Soccer ESG RnD
Date : Wednesday, 5 Nov 2008
Time : 5:30pm (actual 6:20pm)
Friendly match between ESG R&D team and Business Summit associates (from US). But only one visitor presented.
Pyschology War
Warm up session : The show must go on
Feel the heat
Pepsi model?
Motorola Dinner & Dance 2008
Dinner & Dance tahun ni disambut sederhana tetapi meriah... rata2 cakap kurang sikit tahun ni.. bila tanya, diorang kata ntah (aku tak tanya pun, saja buat andaian sendiri).. sebenarnya sebab band aku tak perform tahun ni.. har!har!har!
Masa Firdaus (guitarist) announced tak nak main dah (pencen) masa D&D 06, aku pun rasa tak nak main gak.. Bukan apa, penat nak kena stay sampai malam untuk practice.. Dah la rumah jauh.. Selalu yg full attendance, Firdaus, drummer ngan aku je.. Kadang2 practice tanpa vocalis.. selalu Loo yg jadi our temporary vocalis (suara boleh tahan gak)..
Aku plan nak main solo lagu Canon in D tahun ni. Backing track pun dah ada.. Tapi tak sempat practice lak.. tak de masa... So, simpan untuk lagi 2 tahun..
D&D 2006 - Kanan & bawah: Asyik pandang aku je.. pening aku.
Theme tahun ni ialah "Back to School". So, aku pakai kemeja taruk luar, t-shirt kt dalam dengan seluar jeans. Dengan bermisai & janggut + rambut lepas paras kolar. Aku jadi watak budak sekolah yang jahat. Aku cadang nak bawak kapak, boleh jadi watak Geng Kapak yang bersekolah. Tapi kapak tak ada pulak..
Tapi aku rasa hari tu kurang jahat sangat, so aku jadi brader bancuh air dekat kantin sekolah je.. Ok la tu.. at least watak yg aku pilih banyak duit..
Budak jahat: boleh peras ugut duit budak2 lain.
Jual air: Banyak duit apa...
D&D 2008 - Pandangan melawan arus
Kulim Drift..
Lps berbulan2 aku beli keta baru ni.. baru semalam aku nk test power kt luar.. sblm ni try kt rumah je.. ke depan, ke belakang, lps tu simpan balik.. Keta baru aku ni jenis Porsche 911.. Jangan terkejut, sbb mmg aku ada sebijik..
Ni la Porche 911 kalau tak tau cam mana rupa dia.
Tak lama lps aku beli Porsche, aku beli Nissan Skyline lak.. yg ni aku masih simpan.. takut calar.. aku mungkin nk jual balik (sapa berminat, roger la aku.. murah sikit dari harga kedai).. sblm ni pun aku penah pakai Evo 6 dan Mercedes Benz.. Dua2 model masih ada kt rumah aku.. Evo 6 masih OK (penah dpt no.2 dlm race thn 2003).. yg merc lak tak leh start (yg ni power tapi kalah race sbb tayar tercabut masa baru dilepaskan.. maklum lah enjin besar & power rangers)... banyak kan? jgn kata aku kaya sbb aku mmg kaya... har!har!har! Aminnnn!
Port yg nampak sesuai utk test power keta baru aku ni kt parking lot market baru Tmn. Lembah Impiana. Ada pasir sikit, boleh la try drift sekali..
Masa aku usha port ni, waktu petang kurang sesuai utk test power kt sini sbb ramai Mat Rempit melepak.. kang terlanggar, tak leh merempit lak diorang.. so, tunggu malam.. tak kacau sapa2... cuma kacau anak bini aku je sbb diorang ikut kuar makan malam..
So, bila malam... (link).. aku pun pegi la ke tpt utk test power ni.. tak de org.. sunyi dan bau ikan... ada la sorang pakcik baru dtg pasar.. tapi aku tk kacau dia, tak pa..
so, apa lagi.. test power la.. mmg power.. laju.. lagi laju drp keta2 aku yg lain.. mmg berbaloi aku beli mahal2.. siap leh drift lg kt atas pasir.. berabuk2 pasir kt situ kena cakar ngan 911 aku.. baru dua tiga round aku test power, enjin jam... alamak.. lps tolak ke dpn, ke belakang & kacau2 sikit bearing dia, ok balik.. so sambung balik...
Pun sama.. lps dua tiga round aku drift, enjin jam.. kali ni betul2 jam.. tak leh buat apa2 dah.. tak kan rosak terus kut.. keta baru tu.. so, aku balik rumah, buka penutup dia & kasi rawatan CPR.. last sekali, OK.. ada batu tersepit celah gear.. sib baik.. sib baik sbb ok balik, sib baik sbb batu tak masuk dlm enjin.. kalau masuk, mesti kena tukar enjin baru...
So, moral of story, sapa2 yg nk test power keta atau main drift... jgn drift atas pasir.. mmg boleh drift.. tapi pasir boleh kacau system canggih dlm keta korang dan boleh kacau poket korang gak...
Batu yg men'jem'kan keta aku
Nadi penggerak 911 aku
Porche 911 aku.. kotor dan berdebu
Ni la Porche 911 kalau tak tau cam mana rupa dia.
Tak lama lps aku beli Porsche, aku beli Nissan Skyline lak.. yg ni aku masih simpan.. takut calar.. aku mungkin nk jual balik (sapa berminat, roger la aku.. murah sikit dari harga kedai).. sblm ni pun aku penah pakai Evo 6 dan Mercedes Benz.. Dua2 model masih ada kt rumah aku.. Evo 6 masih OK (penah dpt no.2 dlm race thn 2003).. yg merc lak tak leh start (yg ni power tapi kalah race sbb tayar tercabut masa baru dilepaskan.. maklum lah enjin besar & power rangers)... banyak kan? jgn kata aku kaya sbb aku mmg kaya... har!har!har! Aminnnn!
Port yg nampak sesuai utk test power keta baru aku ni kt parking lot market baru Tmn. Lembah Impiana. Ada pasir sikit, boleh la try drift sekali..
Masa aku usha port ni, waktu petang kurang sesuai utk test power kt sini sbb ramai Mat Rempit melepak.. kang terlanggar, tak leh merempit lak diorang.. so, tunggu malam.. tak kacau sapa2... cuma kacau anak bini aku je sbb diorang ikut kuar makan malam..
So, bila malam... (link).. aku pun pegi la ke tpt utk test power ni.. tak de org.. sunyi dan bau ikan... ada la sorang pakcik baru dtg pasar.. tapi aku tk kacau dia, tak pa..
so, apa lagi.. test power la.. mmg power.. laju.. lagi laju drp keta2 aku yg lain.. mmg berbaloi aku beli mahal2.. siap leh drift lg kt atas pasir.. berabuk2 pasir kt situ kena cakar ngan 911 aku.. baru dua tiga round aku test power, enjin jam... alamak.. lps tolak ke dpn, ke belakang & kacau2 sikit bearing dia, ok balik.. so sambung balik...
Pun sama.. lps dua tiga round aku drift, enjin jam.. kali ni betul2 jam.. tak leh buat apa2 dah.. tak kan rosak terus kut.. keta baru tu.. so, aku balik rumah, buka penutup dia & kasi rawatan CPR.. last sekali, OK.. ada batu tersepit celah gear.. sib baik.. sib baik sbb ok balik, sib baik sbb batu tak masuk dlm enjin.. kalau masuk, mesti kena tukar enjin baru...
So, moral of story, sapa2 yg nk test power keta atau main drift... jgn drift atas pasir.. mmg boleh drift.. tapi pasir boleh kacau system canggih dlm keta korang dan boleh kacau poket korang gak...
Batu yg men'jem'kan keta aku
Nadi penggerak 911 aku
Porche 911 aku.. kotor dan berdebu
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